ruffiansonships:

This was the greatest moment ever.

parrillamadness:

Portia Answers the Tough Questions (X)

A N N E    B O L E Y N
↳  1.02 “Simply Henry”

”[…] Perhaps you could imagine a way to keep his interest more… prolonged? I daresay you learned things in France. How to play his passions? There’s something deep and dangerous in you, Anne. Those eyes of yours are like dark hooks for the soul.”

starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.

oh boy i feel like shit

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

expeditionhappiness:

expeditionhappiness:

repeat after me: the goal is not to minimize salt, fat, carbs, and calories as much as possible. The goal is not zero. These nutrients are all part of a healthy diet and foods are not bad simply because they contain them. And don’t let anyone convince you otherwise

going to keep reblogging this until I stop seeing stupid shit acting like you don’t actually need nutrients and energy to LIVE. for fucks sake

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know