This was the greatest moment ever.


Portia Answers the Tough Questions (X)

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↳  1.02 “Simply Henry”

”[…] Perhaps you could imagine a way to keep his interest more… prolonged? I daresay you learned things in France. How to play his passions? There’s something deep and dangerous in you, Anne. Those eyes of yours are like dark hooks for the soul.”


*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.

oh boy i feel like shit


I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store



repeat after me: the goal is not to minimize salt, fat, carbs, and calories as much as possible. The goal is not zero. These nutrients are all part of a healthy diet and foods are not bad simply because they contain them. And don’t let anyone convince you otherwise

going to keep reblogging this until I stop seeing stupid shit acting like you don’t actually need nutrients and energy to LIVE. for fucks sake

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know