hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

poryqon:

Me: *tells mean joke*

Person: thats not nice

Me: image

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

image

humorous-blog:

when someone gives me a compliment 

image

”Are you trying to worm your way to my arsehole?”
”Excuse me, I’m trying to worm my way to your heart” 

”I kinda fancy you”
”Thanks I do too”